Monthly Archives: May 2008

May 30, 2008 – 12:58 pm

Sex And The City Movie Virtual Review

I have not seen the Sex And The City movie (which I keep thinking is Sex IN The City). I will not see the Sex And The City movie. But that’s not going to stop me from writing a review as if I had.
We take our seats. The theater is full, mostly women [...]

May 29, 2008 – 2:50 pm

Monkey Think, Monkey Do

The New York Times has is reporting on Wednesday’s article in Nature about researchers that have developed a brain implant that allows monkeys to operate a robotic arm via thought.  Now, let me be clear; this isn’t an artificial limb that has replaced a missing arm.  The monkeys still have all of their regular monkey-arms [...]

May 28, 2008 – 12:49 pm

There’s Nothing Easier To Bag Than An Ex-Girlfriend

So I’m at the bank this afternoon making some changes to my account with one of the managers and somehow get into a conversation about ex-girlfriends and the relative perceptions of men and women.  The manager is an attractive young woman, married, in her 20’s, who’s going to be visiting her family for a week [...]

May 25, 2008 – 4:27 pm

The Horror of 45

So I’m shaving today and I’m looking in the mirror (which is foggy as hell becuase I shave in the shower, and you can’t buy a good fogless mirror anywhere, and if you do it stops being fogless in about a day and that sucks because I hate shaving at the sink) and I notice [...]

May 23, 2008 – 1:23 am

How Tough Is James Caan?

I’ll tell you how tough.  Last night I caught a bit of the original version of Rollerball on television.  If you haven’t seen it, Rollerball was one of those movies that came along in the seventies that tried to make incisive observations and predictions about society and violence.  There was a raft of them in [...]

May 21, 2008 – 4:02 pm

American Idol Finals Magic:
David Archuleta Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth

December 8, 1980, New York City: Mark David Chapman murders John Lennon on a street in front of his home.  The world mourns.
May 20, 2008, Los Angeles: David Archuleta murders “Imagine” on national television.  I puke in my mouth.
I almost didn’t watch it.  My 11 year old daughter wanted to watch the Idol finals (she’s [...]