Katie Couric can keep a straight face through anything.
I was called a snob the last time I said that Sarah Palin was an idiot. But if thinking that the following quotes indicate a lack of the sort of….what’s the word I’m looking for…. on-the-ball-itude necessary to be the Vice President of the United States [...]
Animal rights group out to milk your boobies.
So I’ve heard all kinds of weird shit in my day, no small amount of it about PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.) Now, I’m for the ethical treatment of animals and all; you probably shouldn’t kick your dog or pinch your cat, and hunters should [...]
Lisa Schiffren is neither. And Chris Rock is a funny, funny man.
After I watched the Presidential debate tonight (about which I do have a few things to say, but they’ll keep,) I flipped over to HBO to watch Real Time with Bill Maher. I’m not much of fan of Maher, who purports to be a [...]
Damn my good looks.
Well, they’re looking into my run for office again. I got another call from the Palm Beach County Board of Elections yesterday about my financial filings. See, when I first registered as a candidate (actually they call it qualified) I told them I would raise no money and spend no money (I [...]
Riddle Me This McBama
How in the fuck do either of you expect a thinking person to believe you have a modicum of backbone when you both voted for the fucking Mexico/U.S. fence?
Christ on a rubber cross, we’re hosed either way.
Postscript: Because of the comments below, I’m posting a like to Reason.com’s great diagram of just [...]
The Palm Beach Post Profiles The Candidates (including yours truly)
So as you might have read in this previous post, I’m running for a small local office here in Palm Beach County. And as I learned last week the Palm Beach Post publishes details of all the local races and candidates (I assume they do this [...]
Literally.
If you don’t yet know that I’m no fan of religion, you haven’t read my posts whining about church advertising (one of which has one of my favorite homemade graphics, the Jesus sun block.) But the church is really reaching out now: I’m watching some MMA tonight and noticed the following phrase on the ass [...]
Behold my fancy verbiage.
First off, this is not a post about the Triumvirate of Palin. Sorry. I wanted to write one last short piece on Miss Sarah as my southern neighbors might call her (being a transplanted New Yorker that was totally new to me, the whole Mister Brad and Miss Joanna thing. We called [...]
