29 May, 2009

Obama Burger

Five Guys named No (with apologies to Louis Jordan)
President Obama went to a Five Guys to buy some burgers today.  Which, by the way, I had no idea was a chain.  I noticed one a few miles from my house and should have known it wasn’t local (locally owned restaurants with chefs that actually have [...]

May 29th, 2009 | Saw It | , , | 15 comments
20 May, 2009

Three Vine Reviews

Because I do this thing at amazon….
I think I’ve mentioned that I’m a Vine reviewer at amazon.com (yeah – I totally mentioned it when I posted my review of that horrible Jerry Stahl book) .  Anyway, what all that means is that because I wrote a really popular review once, I have a high reviewer [...]

May 20th, 2009 | Thought It | , , , , | 8 comments
13 May, 2009

Five Thoughts On A Wednesday Night

Because I can’t stomach the karaoke show called American Idol.
1) Truck balls need to be 86′d unless they’re Pete Burns signature models.  If you don’t know what truck balls are, they’re those fake scrotums that NASCAR fans hang from the trailer hitches on their trucks, with names like Big Boy Nutz and  Bulls Balls, and [...]

May 13th, 2009 | Saw It | | 3 comments