30 June, 2009

Celebrity Death Week

Of course I have something to say (and yeah, I’m irritated).
So in one week we get (in order of deadness) a dead Ed McMahon, a dead Farrah Fawcett, a dead Michael Jackson, and a dead Billy Mays.  Huh.  A dead overrated huckster cookie with creamy dead talented person filling.
I’ll tell you right off the bat [...]

June 30th, 2009 | Thought It | , , , | 6 comments
19 June, 2009

Whale Wars on Animal Planet

Making whaling fun again.
When I was like 12, I probably had a Greenpeace shirt.  I’m guessing it was powder blue, with a whale and rainbows or some other equally embarrassing shit on it (no unicorns – I’m quite sure I wasn’t a twelve year old girl).  To my knowledge, no photos of me wearing such [...]

June 19th, 2009 | Saw It | , , , , | 30 comments
13 June, 2009

Juno’s Music: A Bad Reaction

A play-by-play of my path to nausea.
Changing channels.  Coming across last 20 minutes of the movie “Juno.” Listening to the almost endless string of folksey-cutesy-singer-songwriter-children’s-music-lyric-ey-sing-songey songs.
Throwing up in my mouth.
The antidotes? The Pixies or a pistol, stat.

June 13th, 2009 | Saw It | , , | 3 comments
9 June, 2009

Gays STILL Need Not Apply

The U.S. Supreme Court declines to hear a case arguing why the Clinton military policy sucks (and not in the good way, either).
The Supreme Court just declined to hear arguments in a case challenging the constitutionality of the amazingly insulting “don’t ask, don’t tell” military policy.  The policy adheres to a bigoted and monumentally stupid [...]

June 9th, 2009 | Thought It | , , , | 12 comments
3 June, 2009

Hey Churchie: That a Threat?

Haven’t you caused enough problems?
I’ve written a few times about the billboard in front of the church that I pass fairly often near my house.  Based on that sign, I’ve told you how to make big bucks sinning at home, talked about the SPF of Jesus, why I’d pick up Satan if I saw him [...]

June 3rd, 2009 | Saw It, Thought It | , | 3 comments