27 July, 2009

The Meatist II: Pulling Your Pork At Home

I know, I know
Yes, I know I haven’t gotten new shit up here, but perhaps this will do for now: my latest column for New Times, on making pulled pork at home.
I’ll be getting back to writing regularly very soon; most of the drama has blown over.

18 July, 2009

My First Meatist Column Goes Live

And it’s all about the weenie.
For those of you that can’t stop obsessing about when you’ll get to read the first Meatist column on the New Times food blog, you can finally relax.  It’s up and live for the world to see, along with the Meatist logo that the paper designed for me, which is [...]

17 July, 2009

Five That Didn’t Suck

A few that I like from the past.
Some of you who know me personally may know why posts have been a bit sparse of late, particularly for the last week.  But I’m not gonna come crying to everyone asking them to understand why I haven’t been writing.  Instead, I’m going to completely bitch out and [...]

9 July, 2009

I Am The Meatist

Watch me eat.
So here’s some cool news:  I just got picked up to do a regular column for the Broward-Palm Beach New Times food blog, Clean Plate Charlie.  New Times is the Village Voice Media-owned alt weekly down here; think the Voice with more humidity and less S&M ads.
Anyhow, I pitched them the idea of [...]

1 July, 2009

Minutemen Murder Mayhem

Defending America by killing Americans
Every weekend near where I live, there’s a group of people that set up near a community center to demonstrate against illegal immigration.  They hold up signs that say things like “Honk If You Hate Wetbacks” and “Beaners Go Home”. O.K., I made those up.  But the sentiment is accurate.
I’m not [...]