30 August, 2009

Two More Meaty Delights

Steak and aged beef worthy of my prose.
It’s Sunday night – a good time to post links to my Meatist columns that appear in the New Times Food Blog.
Last week (as in 10 days ago) I published a piece about how to properly cook a steak – and no, it’s not on a grill outdoors.  [...]

23 August, 2009

Soap Duds

In which I’m lazy and use an obvious title that rhymes with a common plural noun.
You’d think that being a partner in a company that makes fresh, handmade soaps and body and bath products would pay off in some way.  That the years of work, the thousands of dollars invested, the cabinets filled with awesome [...]

21 August, 2009

The Meatist V & VI Go Live

A bacon taste test & how to cook steak.
My two most recent columns at New Times are live.  Last week’s bacon shoot-out, and this week’s column about how to select and cook steak.
Don’t let the byline fool you on this week’s column; someone apparently put the wrong author’s name on the post (I don’t personally [...]

20 August, 2009

Hey, Aqualung

Snot’s running down my nose.
Yeah, I’ll throw a Tull reference in, because that’s just how I roll (also, snot is running down my nose, both literally and figuratively:  I’ve been sick with a badger scrotum of a head cold for three days and a mental cold for far longer).  Anyway, even if the power-flute of [...]

14 August, 2009

Recent Reviews & Other Popular Crap

Because I’m still swamped ’till Monday.
So a bunch of people recently have been asking me about reviews I’ve written outside of all the new Meatist columns I’ve done for New Times.  Since I’ve been on the road with my kids and wife for two weeks (5000 miles of driving – which I fucking love to [...]

13 August, 2009

The Meatist IV

Gagging on meatloaf.
Watch the crazy vegetarian try to make meatloaf!  Wonder as he gags while mixing! Thrill to full recipie.
At the New Times blog here.
Yeah yeah, new original material coming very soon.

2 August, 2009

The Meatist III – Making a Burger

And an update on me.
So my third Meatist column is live over at the New Times blog – The Meatist Offers a Burger That Will Make People Love You. Please drop in and take a look if you’re interested.
As for new work here, I know I’ve been remiss in keeping up, but I’ve been on [...]