25 November, 2009

Rammstein Gets Hardcore

Literally.
If you like the combination of black leather, German bands, pornography and the objectification of women (and really, is there a better combo to be had anywhere?) you’ll love the video for “Pussy,” the new single from the German band Rammstein.
I even like the song.  Much of it is sung in German, which I don’t [...]

November 25th, 2009 | Music, Saw It | , , | 4 comments
19 November, 2009

Thanksgiving Day TV Highlights & Lowlights

Get wasted on turkey, stare at the tube
Face it, Thanksgiving holiday expectations rarely match up to Thanksgiving reality. Those warm, supportive conversations between family and friends you hope for often devolve into arguments about politics, and the fantasy of someone dancing out of the kitchen carrying a warm apple pie becomes your alkie aunt staggering [...]

November 19th, 2009 | Saw It | , , | 2 comments
8 November, 2009

Musical Theater And Zombification Come To The NFL

NY Giants apparently looking beyond the grave for help.
I grew up watching the Giants play football. During the 80’s and 90′s I was particularly rabid, rarely missing a game.  But in the last few years I’ve found that most team sports bore me senseless (with the exception of, and I’m not kidding here, curling).
Still, [...]

November 8th, 2009 | Saw It | , | 5 comments
6 November, 2009

The Horrible Hackiness of Seth MacFarlane

“Seth and Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show”: not live, not comedy.  Just a whole lot of suck.
Seth MacFarlane, the creator and star of Family Guy, and Alex Borstein, who voices Lois on the show, have teamed up to launch a salvo of shit into your living room this Sunday night.
I just made the horrible mistake [...]

November 6th, 2009 | Saw It | , , , | 10 comments
5 November, 2009

The Simpsons Executive Producer Al Jean Drops Marge Simpson Bombshell

Also mentions upcoming scavenger hunt and special guests, too
I’ve been watching The Simpsons on and off (more on than off, if you must know) for two decades now, which just makes me old.  Not as old as Al Jean, maybe, but old just the same.  And, as is bound to happen in any long-term relationship, [...]

November 5th, 2009 | Saw It | , , , | One comment