29 January, 2010

Veal and Hot Dogs

A wacky twosome.
Check out my experience with wieners (schnitzel and bunned) in this week’s Meatist.  On line at New Times now, in print Thursday.

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27 January, 2010

Get Your Snark On During Obama’s State of the Union

Share your genius commentary with other losers on the net.
Sitting at home alone and watching President Obama’s first State of the Union address while you make snarky comments to your pet turtle just doesn’t deliver the satisfaction that irritating an entire room full of other viewers does. Which is why you should consider visiting one [...]

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22 January, 2010

Bacon Explosion!

7000 calories of pork greatness
I’ve just published my latest column for New Times, in which I make a Bacon Explosion right in my very own home.
No one (except my heart) was injured.
Read about it right here on the New Times food blog, or grab it in print next Thursday.

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20 January, 2010

Lobsters, Weed, and Band-aids, Oh My

I shoulda worn a glove.
Since I’m incredibly busy writing and editing these days, I’m way, way behind on writing new content here at the bone.
So I’m hoping my little lobster tale (bwa-ha-ha) will tide (tee hee) you over.  It’s in this week’s Meatist on the New Times blog, and in print tomorrow.

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11 January, 2010

Tucker Carlson’s “Daily Caller” Launches, Features Huge Tool

Poor Matt Labash snubbed by Douche of the Decade, too.
So I just learned that Tucker Carlson launched a new political blog, The Daily Caller, today.  I’m not a huge fan of Carlson’s, though I don’t really want to say anything nasty about him because he’s raised $3 million in funding and hired 21 full time [...]

January 11th, 2010 | Saw It | , , | 5 comments
6 January, 2010

Two Of Meat

Because I’ve Been Slow
That’s right, I haven’t been writing here much lately.  Seems that financial stress + holidays with kids + trying to pick up more writing gigs + trying to get into my editing position at Technorati + looking for more work + eating too much holiday shit = a lazy bastard.
I’m thinking I [...]

January 6th, 2010 | The Meatist | , | 3 comments