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July 28, 2008 – 9:41 pm

But What Kind of Douche?

Every president since I’ve been born is some sort of douche.  The only question is what kind.

A response I started to write to this comment on my last post got me thinking: you can make a sickening highlight film of any presidency (though Oliver Stone’s will always be worse,) because every one of them was some sort of douche.  The only question is what kind of douche.  So here’s my list of each president since I was born, followed by just what kind of douche I think they were (or still are):

Bush 43: Vinegar & Lead Paint
Clinton: Ambrosia Salad & Corn Oil
Bush 41: Steak Sauce & Clam
Reagan: Old Spice & Kool-Aid
Carter: Milk & Cookies
Ford: Soap & Saline
Nixon: Popov Vodka & Sulfuric Acid
Johnson: Liquid Smoke & Lysergic Acid
Kennedy: Whiskey and Tang

Rock it Carter-Style.

Blend it up and rock it Carter-Style.

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Comments 4

  1. Jo wrote:

    Niiiiiiice.

    I think you hit the nail on the head.

    Hehe, I almost said “hit the head on the nail”…now remember where bone in the fan came from ;)

    Posted 29 Jul 2008 at 9:05 am
  2. Ethelwyn wrote:

    You lit up all the light bulbs in my brain-a direct hit on all the exes!

    Posted 29 Jul 2008 at 9:44 am
  3. Robey wrote:

    Eisenhower - root beer float
    Truman - whiskey and plutonium
    FDR - gin and tonic
    Hoover - grenadine and seltzer
    Lincoln - seward and grant

    Posted 29 Jul 2008 at 10:35 am
  4. Brad wrote:

    I was hoping someone would jump in with more.

    Teddy Roosevelt - Blood and Wax

    Posted 29 Jul 2008 at 11:51 am

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