Not even Dean Wormer knows about it.
I hate leaving my blog un-updated. Unfortunately, I’m smack in the middle of a project that is taking a ton of my time. And the project is secret, so I can’t blog about it.
It has nothing to do with yellow cake uranium, and it has nothing to do with [...]
My campaign gains legs.
I picked my son up at aftercare this afternoon, and had the following conversation with the woman at the pickup area:
Woman: “Was that you I saw in the paper?”
Me: “Was I in handcuffs? Or was I running for office?”
Woman: “Running for office”
Me: “Yes”
So for the first time, I’ve been recognized in public. [...]
Damn my good looks.
Well, they’re looking into my run for office again. I got another call from the Palm Beach County Board of Elections yesterday about my financial filings. See, when I first registered as a candidate (actually they call it qualified) I told them I would raise no money and spend no money (I [...]
The Palm Beach Post Profiles The Candidates (including yours truly)
So as you might have read in this previous post, I’m running for a small local office here in Palm Beach County. And as I learned last week the Palm Beach Post publishes details of all the local races and candidates (I assume they do this [...]
And Want You To Want Me
The sub-header is purely a cheap trick to stick Cheap Trick in your head. But this is cool: even though I’ve been posting a bit slowly of late (I’ve been helping my lovely wife Joanna out with some stuff which I’ll leave her to tell you about if she wishes,) [...]
The most fun possible while looking like a penis.
I bought the game Rock Band for the Wii this past weekend. Unless you live in a rabbit hutch you probably have an inkling of what this game is, or at least what sort of game it is. The genre took off with Guitar Hero, which always [...]
An open letter to the guy that panhandled me today while I was sitting with a cup of coffee in front of Starbucks:
Dude,
I don’t mind you asking me for cash. Well, that’s not entirely true, because actually I was enjoying just sitting quietly and didn’t really want to be bugged. I’m just being honest here, [...]
My fellow Americans: hiya. I come before you tonight to say “yes.” Yes, the rumors are true. Yes, I will be running for office. Yes, I’ll pause for your applause. Tonight I’m officially announcing my candidacy for local office. Office of commissioner. Commissioner on the board of this special district. Yes, I recognize it’s not [...]
