Category Archives: Saw It

September 26, 2008 – 11:34 pm

Ralph Nader Is Insane, Palin Is Dopey

Lisa Schiffren is neither. And Chris Rock is a funny, funny man.
After I watched the Presidential debate tonight (about which I do have a few things to say, but they’ll keep,) I flipped over to HBO to watch Real Time with Bill Maher.  I’m not much of fan of Maher, who purports to be a [...]

September 18, 2008 – 11:04 pm

Religious Ass

Literally.
If you don’t yet know that I’m no fan of religion, you haven’t read my posts whining about church advertising (one of which has one of my favorite homemade graphics, the Jesus sun block.)  But the church is really reaching out now: I’m watching some MMA tonight and noticed the following phrase on the ass [...]

September 15, 2008 – 10:59 pm

America’s Toughest Jobs Short Review

They ain’t Lehman Brothers, and the show sucks too.
Being the reality show douche bag that I have apparently become (to my everlasting embarrasment,) I’m watching America’s Toughest Jobs tonight.  For those that don’t know, ATJ is the series poduced for NBC by Thom Beers, the cable television uber-producer that can’t seem to make a show [...]

September 3, 2008 – 10:38 pm

Sarah Palin’s Pregnant Daughter and the Republican National Convention

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Oh please, who gives a shit?  Though it’s interesting to watch the D’s and R’s get all squirrelly about their positions on tolerance, really the only interesting thing about this story is the fact that some doofy dude in Alaska dropped a batch into one lucky oven.  They’ve already been talking about the upcoming marriage, [...]

September 1, 2008 – 10:20 am

Storms, Fear and Lazy English. Terrible Side Effects Of Gustav and Hanna.

Hurricane Season Brings More Than Rain
It’s hurricane season again (has been if Florida for a while now) which means three things:

Every television station in the south runs scaaaaarrrryyy promos about the latest burp in the weather off the coast of Africa so that you’ll “Tune In At ELEVEN!”
People suffering from the whole a-little-knowledge-can-be-a-bad-thing syndrome will [...]

August 28, 2008 – 9:12 pm

The Moment Of Truth Redux

Still Horrible.  Still Watching.
I’ve posted about this abomination of a broadcast before, but I’m watching it as I post this, and can’t believe what I’m seeing.  I also can’t believe I’m watching it.  I further can’t believe I’m admitting watching it. It’s the kind of show that you want to sit in judgment of; talk [...]

August 25, 2008 – 11:08 am

Libertarian Party For “Official Language” In United States?

LP Criticizes Biden for Wrong Reason
Well, for one wrong reaon at least.  I got an email from the Libertarian Party today that provided a bullet point list of reasons to be critical of Joe Biden.  This in addition to the obvious fact that he’s a career politician, which is a major strike against as far [...]

August 15, 2008 – 12:58 pm

Michael Phelps Wins Number Six. Clearly A Soviet Plot.

The Photos Don’t Lie: Phelps Is A Cold War Cyborg.
Michael Phelps won his sixth gold medal last night, and did it in world record time.  Now isn’t this just a LITTLE suspicious?  NBC did a video breakdown of his body last night, demonstrating that he has the legs of a 6′ man, but the torso [...]