Joe Biden’s debate appearance renews questions about cult leader Carrottop’s power.
I was seriously disturbed during the VP debate last week. And it wasn’t the Palin Wink ™ that pushed me over the edge. It was the fact that much like Al Gore before him, Joe Biden has begun to look like Carrottop. Now if you [...]
Good News For Sinners!
You may have seen some of my prior posts about the church down the street from me and the wacky slogans they put up in front of the joint to try and build up their membership. If you haven’t, you can check out the whole lot of them by clicking here to [...]
No, I’m not talking about Sarah Palin (I think she’s only 42 anyway.)
It’s me you silly geese. Many of you know that I work with Joanna at her awesome body product company Product Body, but I’m looking to bring home more bacon.
Many of you also know what I’ve done, or what I’m good at (and [...]
And I don’t do websites, either.
Let me clear this up right here. I don’t fucking build websites. I’m not a coder, I’m not a designer. But apparently, since once upon a time I started and ran a company that did that (pretty damn well, too, if I do say so myself,) and since I designed [...]
Animal rights group out to milk your boobies.
So I’ve heard all kinds of weird shit in my day, no small amount of it about PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.) Now, I’m for the ethical treatment of animals and all; you probably shouldn’t kick your dog or pinch your cat, and hunters should [...]
Riddle Me This McBama
How in the fuck do either of you expect a thinking person to believe you have a modicum of backbone when you both voted for the fucking Mexico/U.S. fence?
Christ on a rubber cross, we’re hosed either way.
Postscript: Because of the comments below, I’m posting a like to Reason.com’s great diagram of just [...]
Behold my fancy verbiage.
First off, this is not a post about the Triumvirate of Palin. Sorry. I wanted to write one last short piece on Miss Sarah as my southern neighbors might call her (being a transplanted New Yorker that was totally new to me, the whole Mister Brad and Miss Joanna thing. We called [...]
I Know Because I Read It On The Internet
I don’t really want to do two Palin posts in a row, but I will. Because hippies irritate me. I received a silly forwarded letter of outrage about the whole aerial hunting in Alaska thing, which was the first alarmist letter I happened to see after her [...]
