OK - I don’t have NOTHING. I just cant really get any posts done right now… Like, The Two Coreys was sufficiently laughable for the last two weeks, but I don’t think I really want to go back to that pool again. At least not right now. And I have these photos of some card games I saw for sale the other day, and they’re hilarious, but I’m not going to ruin a future post by telling you about them, so you’ll just have to wait.
Oh - and I was going to tell you about making out with the daughter of the guy who took the photos in the book Jonathan Livingston Seagull (boy was that popular in the seventies - the book, not making out with the photographer’s daughter), but really I don’t have the time right now. It’s a pretty good story though. The time we rolled a VW beetle: that’s pretty good too, but as you can imagine it’s pretty long, so…
Wait - I also wanted to mention why Apple has been irritating the shit out of me (and I was a HUGE Apple fan for a long time and talked a LOT of people into buying them,) but that’s a whole rant about Steve Jobs, and iPhones and lying liars. I’ve got some thoughts on Catholic moms and pornography too, but I’m going to have to get to those at a later date. Speaking of pornography, remind me to tell you about my awesome idea about hookers. Oh - and puking on Marlon Brando… I should probably tell you about the time I did that too.
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you have tons of funny stories and you’ve got NOTHING?
What about the time I wrecked Alex’s 5 acre backyard with the flipped VW while you all hung off the back getting flung around. Now that was a fun day. What was I, 16? 15?
Posted 21 Aug 2008 at 8:21 am ¶You are a brat for teasing and tantalizing and then leaving us with nothing. Oh, suuuure, Joanna gets to know about the funnies before you write them, but what about your other loyal readers??
Posted 21 Aug 2008 at 2:04 pm ¶If you need any details on the Marlon Brando story, I’m available. I was there!
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