Bone In The Fan

17 November, 2009 | Bradford Schmidt

I Throw Turkey Right

My Meatist column roasts a weapon

Thrill to the vision of a dead turkey hurling down a Brooklyn stairwell!

Learn how to roast a turkey suitable for serving or throwing yourself!

Read it all, this week, in my Meatist column at New Times!

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Category: The Meatist | Tagged: cooking, food, turkey | 4 comments

4 comments to I Throw Turkey Right

• Amber

  November 18th, 2009 at 12:59 pm · Reply

  Oh my god. I loved it, especially seeing a step called, “4. Cook the Sumbitch.” If only all cooking guides could read like this.

  • Bradford Schmidt

    November 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm · Reply

    Why thank you. This coming Friday I pass along tips on dealing with leftovers.

• keith k

  November 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm · Reply

  I much fear trouble in the link, frederick.
  You didn’t write about pumpkin bread did you?

  • Bradford Schmidt

    November 23rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm · Reply

    Excellent reference. I still sing “Ode to a Skyscraper” from time to time.

    Thanks for the heads up – link is now fixed. New column up as well – will post link from BITF in a second.

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