July 28, 2008 – 5:25 pm

On Monday, I Hate Oliver Stone

What do you think you are, a Kennedy? You’re a Bush.

No, you’re a douche. Or Oliver Stone is anyway. I’ve never made a secret of the fact that I believe if you’ve seen one of his films, you’ve seen every heavy-handed, stupidly obvious, ham-fisted way to make a point ever committed to celluloid, but since it’s Monday and I found this today, I have extra spicy dislike for him right now.  Every time I think one of his movies looks worse than anything he made before, he drops another Cleveland Steamer of cinema on the chest of film-goers everywhere. Witness the following trailer for his new film “W.” and tell me if anything short of the whole film could be any more unappealing.  Unless it’s “Sex And The City”, which I didn’t see but reviewed here. The only thing interesting here is how they got Gary Burghoff to time travel from the 1978 set of M*A*S*H to play Karl Rove?

Gary Burghoff likes sheep and can time travel. Wicked cool.

Gary Burghoff likes sheep and can time travel. Wicked cool.

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Comments 3

  1. Ally wrote:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Seriously, excuse me while I gouge out the remaining brain cells that stuck by me through this debauchery of a presidency. I mean COME ON! Do we really need a “highlights” movie to remind us of the IDIOT we have for a president? Be lucky that the RAGE I am feeling after watching this mockery of a “movie” doesn’t make me HULK out! (’cause I’m a girl…we don’t go green and muscular unless we’ve been on a bender, puking our guts out the window while flying down the interstate with some loser trying to wrestle the Boone’s Farm out of of our. cold. dead. hands!) ‘Nuff said…excuse me, the vomitorium beckons….

    Posted 28 Jul 2008 at 8:25 pm
  2. Brad wrote:

    Wow. That was fucking primal. But you got me thinking enough to write a whole post about it. So uh, thanks.

    Posted 28 Jul 2008 at 9:43 pm
  3. Ally wrote:

    Happy I could help on your quest to become challenged…er, I mean to challenge yourself. To further research this, uhm, challenging topic, check out this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35L4Np25-xM

    Posted 28 Jul 2008 at 10:35 pm

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