Tag Archives: bcs

October 6, 2008 – 1:59 pm

Available For Work: Snarky 45-Year-Old With No Readily Identifiable Skills

No, I’m not talking about Sarah Palin (I think she’s only 42 anyway.)
It’s me you silly geese.  Many of you know that I work with Joanna at her awesome body product company Product Body, but I’m looking to bring home more bacon. 
Many of you also know what I’ve done, or what I’m good at (and [...]

October 3, 2008 – 4:08 pm

Once And For All: I Am Not A “Computer Guy.”

And I don’t do websites, either.
Let me clear this up right here.  I don’t fucking build websites.  I’m not a coder, I’m not a designer.  But apparently, since once upon a time I started and ran a company that did that (pretty damn well, too, if I do say so myself,) and since I designed [...]

September 25, 2008 – 11:05 am

Threatened By My Studliness

Damn my good looks.
Well, they’re looking into my run for office again.  I got another call from the Palm Beach County Board of Elections yesterday about my financial filings.  See, when I first registered as a candidate (actually they call it qualified) I told them I would raise no money and spend no money (I [...]

September 23, 2008 – 9:09 pm

Witness My Electable Goodliness

The Palm Beach Post Profiles The Candidates (including yours truly)
So as you might have read in this previous post, I’m running for a small local office here in Palm Beach County.  And as I learned last week the Palm Beach Post publishes details of all the local races and candidates (I assume they do this [...]

August 20, 2008 – 11:30 pm

I Got Nothin’

OK - I don’t have NOTHING.  I just cant really get any posts done right now… Like, The Two Coreys was sufficiently laughable for the last two weeks, but I don’t think I really want to go back to that pool again.  At least not right now.  And I have these photos of some card [...]

August 12, 2008 – 10:56 am

I Like To Be Liked

And Want You To Want Me
The sub-header is purely a cheap trick to stick Cheap Trick in your head. But this is cool: even though I’ve been posting a bit slowly of late (I’ve been helping my lovely wife Joanna out with some stuff which I’ll leave her to tell you about if she wishes,) [...]

July 27, 2008 – 8:57 pm

My Challenge To Me

I don’t write enough. Here at this place I mean: I don’t write enough here.  From five to four to three posts a week, likely due to the fact that I may tend to also write too much.  Per post I’m saying.
So here’s the deal: I’m throwing down the gauntlet.  I’m slapping myself in the [...]

June 20, 2008 – 9:29 pm

I’m Running For Office

My fellow Americans: hiya. I come before you tonight to say “yes.” Yes, the rumors are true. Yes, I will be running for office. Yes, I’ll pause for your applause. Tonight I’m officially announcing my candidacy for local office.  Office of commissioner. Commissioner on the board of this special district. Yes, I recognize it’s not [...]