3 June, 2009
Haven’t you caused enough problems?
I’ve written a few times about the billboard in front of the church that I pass fairly often near my house. Based on that sign, I’ve told you how to make big bucks sinning at home, talked about the SPF of Jesus, why I’d pick up Satan if I saw him [...]
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7 October, 2008
Good News For Sinners!
You may have seen some of my prior posts about the church down the street from me and the wacky slogans they put up in front of the joint to try and build up their membership. If you haven’t, you can check out the whole lot of them by clicking here to [...]
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8 August, 2008
What’s Jesus’ SPF, Anyway?
At the risk of appearing obsessed, I’m posting yet two more advertisements from the church down the block. I’ve mentioned two others here and here, but these two are all kinds of wacky.
Ad The First:
Warning: Exposure to the son may prevent burning.
Very punny. But completely nonsensical. I mean, why is this [...]
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27 June, 2008
There’s a new slogan up on my neighborhood church advertising board already. This is the same god marquee that I mentioned a couple of days ago. As near as I could tell, the saying they had running then was simply reminding people that they had made a good call if they had gone with christianity; [...]
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24 June, 2008
There’s a church by our house that always has one of those light-up boards in front of it with pithy little pro-church sayings on it. It’s like a tiny little theater marquee, except it’s on the ground and doesn’t actually advertise anything fun.
Tonight they premiered a new slogan:
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Get [...]
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