Good News For Sinners!
You may have seen some of my prior posts about the church down the street from me and the wacky slogans they put up in front of the joint to try and build up their membership. If you haven’t, you can check out the whole lot of them by clicking here to [...]
What’s Jesus’ SPF, Anyway?
At the risk of appearing obsessed, I’m posting yet two more advertisements from the church down the block. I’ve mentioned two others here and here, but these two are all kinds of wacky.
Ad The First:
Warning: Exposure to the son may prevent burning.
Very punny. But completely nonsensical. I mean, why is this [...]
There’s a new slogan up on my neighborhood church advertising board already. This is the same god marquee that I mentioned a couple of days ago. As near as I could tell, the saying they had running then was simply reminding people that they had made a good call if they had gone with christianity; [...]
There’s a church by our house that always has one of those light-up boards in front of it with pithy little pro-church sayings on it. It’s like a tiny little theater marquee, except it’s on the ground and doesn’t actually advertise anything fun.
Tonight they premiered a new slogan:
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Get [...]
