Tag Archives: disturbed

September 24, 2008 – 11:32 am

A Quick Question About The Election

Riddle Me This McBama
How in the fuck do either of you expect a thinking person to believe you have a modicum of backbone when you both voted for the fucking Mexico/U.S. fence?
Christ on a rubber cross, we’re hosed either way.
Postscript: Because of the comments below, I’m posting a like to Reason.com’s great diagram of just [...]

August 28, 2008 – 9:12 pm

The Moment Of Truth Redux

Still Horrible.  Still Watching.
I’ve posted about this abomination of a broadcast before, but I’m watching it as I post this, and can’t believe what I’m seeing.  I also can’t believe I’m watching it.  I further can’t believe I’m admitting watching it. It’s the kind of show that you want to sit in judgment of; talk [...]

August 25, 2008 – 11:08 am

Libertarian Party For “Official Language” In United States?

LP Criticizes Biden for Wrong Reason
Well, for one wrong reaon at least.  I got an email from the Libertarian Party today that provided a bullet point list of reasons to be critical of Joe Biden.  This in addition to the obvious fact that he’s a career politician, which is a major strike against as far [...]

August 15, 2008 – 12:58 pm

Michael Phelps Wins Number Six. Clearly A Soviet Plot.

The Photos Don’t Lie: Phelps Is A Cold War Cyborg.
Michael Phelps won his sixth gold medal last night, and did it in world record time.  Now isn’t this just a LITTLE suspicious?  NBC did a video breakdown of his body last night, demonstrating that he has the legs of a 6′ man, but the torso [...]

August 8, 2008 – 3:17 pm

Still More Church Ads

What’s Jesus’ SPF, Anyway?
At the risk of appearing obsessed, I’m posting yet two more advertisements from the church down the block. I’ve mentioned two others here and here, but these two are all kinds of wacky.
Ad The First:
Warning: Exposure to the son may prevent burning.
Very punny. But completely nonsensical. I mean, why is this [...]

August 6, 2008 – 10:39 pm

September 11th Commemorative Garbage

National Collectors Mint looking for idiots
I was going to make this part of a list of horrible potential Internet purchases, but I’ve seen the commercial one too many times now, so it rates its own post. Besides, it’s not just hawked on the Internet, meaning there are enough assholes willing to purchase it that it’s [...]

July 9, 2008 – 2:46 pm

The Moment Of Truth: A Brief Translation

I couldn’t resist watching that horrible Moment of Truth show last night, and I’m glad I didn’t (resist that is.) If you haven’t seen it, this is the show where they take soulless money grubbing fucks that are willing to hurt the people closest to them in exchange for cash, hook them up to a [...]

June 9, 2008 – 10:17 pm

Is This OCD? Is This OCD? Is This OCD?

I don’t like to think of myself as crazy (of course, I don’t like to think of myself as 45 and uncool either), but I do get worried about it from time to time.  Like tonight.  Tonight I got an earworm.  I’ve had a million of them over the years even though I didn’t know [...]