Every weekend near where I live, there’s a group of people that set up near a community center to demonstrate against illegal immigration.  They hold up signs that say things like “Honk If You Hate Wetbacks” and “Beaners Go Home”. O.K., I made those up.  But the sentiment is accurate.

I’m not going to go into a whole immigration debate here; regular readers of the Bone know that I’m for open immigration.  Come, work, hang out, add some culture, be part of the country:  the more the merrier.  Homogeneity is boring as fuck.  And it’s apparently stupid, too.

He's a border patrol agent. Even his T-shirt says so. Here, he works on counting to nine.

Because in case you haven’t heard, a couple of veterans of the completely misnamed Minutemen (the original Minutemen were a small, elite, well trained force – not a bunch of beer-swilling rednecks that like to play army and are looking for an excuse to kick some dark-skinned ass.  And oh yeah, they defended against attack, not visitors looking for work so they could feed their fucking families) movement are up for murder.

But not just any murder, mind you.  They invaded a home and killed the entire family, including a nine year old girl.  Why?  Because the were looking to rob them (of both cash and drugs that they could resell) so that they could fund their efforts to defend America against people that invade homes, sell drugs, and kill nine year old girls.  Make sense?  Wait, maybe Shawna Forde, leader of Minutemen American Defense (look how smart! It has the acronym MAD.  How long do you suppose she worked on that?), and one of the people that got arrested for the crime can explain their motivation better.  The following was grabbed from her web page before it was taken down, and pretty much explains everything:

After they cross the border they are taking over area’s of our cities, neighborhoods, schools with their way of life witch is:

1 Corruption
2 Lie’s
3 Drug dealing
4 welfare fraud
5 stealing
6 Filthiness
7 Gang code of ethics
8 violence
9 no respect for existing Americans
10 Hate

I could continue this list I have seen first hand and have been getting to know people in the Hispanic community so that when they say we should respect the plight of these pour people do not be fooled for one moment they think we are weak and stupid plus we don’t speak their language so they operate their own life styles under the radar.

I would say 90% of all patrons here are illegal some just got here yesterday These are not proud people they are nothing more then thugs.

Well that spells it out, doesn’t it?  Detailing the hypocracy, misspellings and spastic grammar would be like shooting fish in a barrel, so I’ll avoid that.

Smart, sexy, (and wait a minute; suspiciously Mexican-looking), Shawna Forde is out to save Americans from those nasty, dirty criminals from Mexico.

And really, the whole thing depresses me.  Here I though these people were so genetically challenged that they were no threat at all. Bzzzt. Wrong.  Seems that a steady diet of ambrosia, Bud Light, and NASCAR can in fact provide enough nourishment to generate some real activity.  Bottom line: the only good Minutemen are these ones:

The only Minutemen worth listening to.

I suggest every real American buy a copy of Double Nickles on the Dime immediately.

This is a post from: Bradford Schmidt's blog, Bone In The Fan.

Minutemen Murder Mayhem