Literally.
If you don’t yet know that I’m no fan of religion, you haven’t read my posts whining about church advertising (one of which has one of my favorite homemade graphics, the Jesus sun block.) But the church is really reaching out now: I’m watching some MMA tonight and noticed the following phrase on the ass [...]
What’s Jesus’ SPF, Anyway?
At the risk of appearing obsessed, I’m posting yet two more advertisements from the church down the block. I’ve mentioned two others here and here, but these two are all kinds of wacky.
Ad The First:
Warning: Exposure to the son may prevent burning.
Very punny. But completely nonsensical. I mean, why is this [...]
There’s a new slogan up on my neighborhood church advertising board already. This is the same god marquee that I mentioned a couple of days ago. As near as I could tell, the saying they had running then was simply reminding people that they had made a good call if they had gone with christianity; [...]
There’s a church by our house that always has one of those light-up boards in front of it with pithy little pro-church sayings on it. It’s like a tiny little theater marquee, except it’s on the ground and doesn’t actually advertise anything fun.
Tonight they premiered a new slogan:
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
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