24 February, 2010
South Florida natives make great, big noise
It’s close to midnight, and I’m driving through a deserted commerce park in Jupiter. I’m trying to follow sketchy directions on my phone’s voicemail that end with the phrase, “Call me when you’re lost.” Not an issue: I head towards the wall of sound coming from a unit in [...]
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25 November, 2009
Literally.
If you like the combination of black leather, German bands, pornography and the objectification of women (and really, is there a better combo to be had anywhere?) you’ll love the video for “Pussy,” the new single from the German band Rammstein.
I even like the song. Much of it is sung in German, which I don’t [...]
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1 October, 2009
An actual review of sorts.
I have a soft spot in my heart for the Psychedelic Furs. Back in the early nineties, I was on staff at the recording studio in which they cut “World Outside,” and I thought the lot of them were just peachy. So when my buddy Alec told me he was friends [...]
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14 August, 2009
Because I’m still swamped ’till Monday.
So a bunch of people recently have been asking me about reviews I’ve written outside of all the new Meatist columns I’ve done for New Times. Since I’ve been on the road with my kids and wife for two weeks (5000 miles of driving – which I fucking love to [...]
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19 June, 2009
Making whaling fun again.
When I was like 12, I probably had a Greenpeace shirt. I’m guessing it was powder blue, with a whale and rainbows or some other equally embarrassing shit on it (no unicorns – I’m quite sure I wasn’t a twelve year old girl). To my knowledge, no photos of me wearing such [...]
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20 May, 2009
Because I do this thing at amazon….
I think I’ve mentioned that I’m a Vine reviewer at amazon.com (yeah – I totally mentioned it when I posted my review of that horrible Jerry Stahl book) . Anyway, what all that means is that because I wrote a really popular review once, I have a high reviewer [...]
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23 April, 2009
A quick note: I don’t usually do straight-ahead reviews, but I’ve got this gig doing reviews on amazon.com for their Vine program, and this book irritated me enough that I wanted to reprint my review (with a few edits) here. So, uh, here it is.
Stahl: hoping for a third option.
There’s a quote from the mighty [...]
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27 March, 2009
Because he’s not just ANY simpering penis,
he’s a simpering penis with name recognition.
So apparently, the mighty Conan has served up his last show and been finally (deservedly) moved up into the 11:30PM slot that Leno will be stepping down from shortly. Hopefully, his show will remain the same quirky, original and usually pretty hilarious broadcast [...]
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