Bone In The Fan

Spam filters rule OK.
I have a spam filter that grabs comments it thinks are spam and holds them for review before publishing them to my site.  Most are just ridiculous link heavy piles of crap. Some try to look like comments.  I just got one that was in the latter category: it was supposed to [...]

That’s the subject line of a spam I just got.  Not much more to say about it.  Sorta just stands on its own now, doesn’t it? A standout in creativity compared to some of the other subject lines currently in my spam folder:
Scarlett Johansson and her knockers
Always of interest, but what about them?  Are they [...]

So I’m in the men’s room of an office building this afternoon, you know, just hanging out and enjoying the smell of freshly rotated urinal puck, when a guy in a suit walks in and steps up to one of the urinals.  He’s quiet, keeps to himself, just a guy in a suit in [...]