8 February, 2010
News flash: Kutcher and SNL writers are still talentless.
Ashton Kutcher, well known social media junkie and hugely irritating waiter actor, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend in an attempt to combine two hacky, talentless products of pop culture in the hope that something good will result.
No such luck. When they decided to try for [...]
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19 November, 2009
Get wasted on turkey, stare at the tube
Face it, Thanksgiving holiday expectations rarely match up to Thanksgiving reality. Those warm, supportive conversations between family and friends you hope for often devolve into arguments about politics, and the fantasy of someone dancing out of the kitchen carrying a warm apple pie becomes your alkie aunt staggering [...]
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6 November, 2009
“Seth and Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show”: not live, not comedy. Just a whole lot of suck.
Seth MacFarlane, the creator and star of Family Guy, and Alex Borstein, who voices Lois on the show, have teamed up to launch a salvo of shit into your living room this Sunday night.
I just made the horrible mistake [...]
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5 November, 2009
Also mentions upcoming scavenger hunt and special guests, too
I’ve been watching The Simpsons on and off (more on than off, if you must know) for two decades now, which just makes me old. Not as old as Al Jean, maybe, but old just the same. And, as is bound to happen in any long-term relationship, [...]
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5 September, 2009
Edward Sharp needs to go in the kitchen.
So I flip on the telly at about 12:30 in the A to the M, and what starts pooping up my screen but another horrible band with a hippie boy and hippie girl dancing around barefoot and singing a disgusting call and response song to each other. I’ve [...]
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19 June, 2009
Making whaling fun again.
When I was like 12, I probably had a Greenpeace shirt. I’m guessing it was powder blue, with a whale and rainbows or some other equally embarrassing shit on it (no unicorns – I’m quite sure I wasn’t a twelve year old girl). To my knowledge, no photos of me wearing such [...]
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16 April, 2009
Quiznos goes all gay-oven-sexy-time.
Joanna and I were watching a bit of the ol’ tele recently when the new Quiznos ad came on. Normally I DVR whatever we watch and zip over the ads, but we came across a new episode of Reno 911 (uneven show, but this was a really funny episode with Rainn Wilson, [...]
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27 March, 2009
Because he’s not just ANY simpering penis,
he’s a simpering penis with name recognition.
So apparently, the mighty Conan has served up his last show and been finally (deservedly) moved up into the 11:30PM slot that Leno will be stepping down from shortly. Hopefully, his show will remain the same quirky, original and usually pretty hilarious broadcast [...]
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