You must be kidding.
I like monsters. I do. And I love music. But I’m not so sure the two of them do a chocolate-in-my-peanut butter, peanut-butter-on-my-chocolate kind of a thing if you catch my drift. Case in point? Lordi, the Finish “heavy metal” (you’ll understand the quotes in a minute) band I saw on Conan [...]
They ain’t Lehman Brothers, and the show sucks too.
Being the reality show douche bag that I have apparently become (to my everlasting embarrasment,) I’m watching America’s Toughest Jobs tonight. For those that don’t know, ATJ is the series poduced for NBC by Thom Beers, the cable television uber-producer that can’t seem to make a show [...]
Hurricane Season Brings More Than Rain
It’s hurricane season again (has been if Florida for a while now) which means three things:
Every television station in the south runs scaaaaarrrryyy promos about the latest burp in the weather off the coast of Africa so that you’ll “Tune In At ELEVEN!”
People suffering from the whole a-little-knowledge-can-be-a-bad-thing syndrome will [...]
Still Horrible. Still Watching.
I’ve posted about this abomination of a broadcast before, but I’m watching it as I post this, and can’t believe what I’m seeing. I also can’t believe I’m watching it. I further can’t believe I’m admitting watching it. It’s the kind of show that you want to sit in judgment of; talk [...]
Making “reality” feel like a crappy movie.
I like MMA. I like Muy Thai. I love the UFC/Spike series “Ultimate Fighter”. So you’d think I’d like the new version of “The Contender,” (called “The Contender Asia”) which features Muy Thai fighters instead of traditional boxers like the original, horrible Sylvester Stallone produced and hosted version of [...]
Di Dip Dippy Doody I love you.
I don’t even know where to begin. I was thinking about working up some sort of lame excuse explaining why I watched The Two Coreys again; maybe something about keeping up with pop culture, or looking for easy pickings for a blog post. But the truth is that the [...]
G4’s New Show Doesn’t Make Me Gag.
I didn’t think that I had set my expectations too high. I didn’t expect Hurl! to be well written or well shot, I didn’t expect to be drawn into a dramatic story arc that would keep me coming back every week, I didn’t expect to learn anything. But with [...]
I couldn’t resist watching that horrible Moment of Truth show last night, and I’m glad I didn’t (resist that is.) If you haven’t seen it, this is the show where they take soulless money grubbing fucks that are willing to hurt the people closest to them in exchange for cash, hook them up to a [...]
