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September 25, 2008 – 11:05 am

Threatened By My Studliness

Damn my good looks.

Well, they’re looking into my run for office again.  I got another call from the Palm Beach County Board of Elections yesterday about my financial filings.  See, when I first registered as a candidate (actually they call it qualified) I told them I would raise no money and spend no money (I have no money) and they told me no treasurer reports were required.

But they were wrong.

And calls were made.  Questions were asked.  Apparently the incumbent (Mr. Walker) contacted the BoE again to ask about my financial filings.  I am quite sure that this was prompted by a (quite natural) fear response to seeing the uber-sexy photo of me that appeared in the Palm Beach Post.  So last night I filled out the appropriate forms and sent them in, naming myself campaign treasurer and accepting the position that I so thoughtfully offered myself.

The face that launched one or two phone calls.

The face that launched a thousand (or a couple anyway) phone calls.

I knew that when people saw me they had to fight the urge to say “ooh - sexy time!” but this really is amazing.  And that photo was taken before I grew my Burt Reynolds sideburns back! I’m flattered.  Thank you.  Thank you all!

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Comments 10

  1. Joanna wrote:

    …and you are so thoughtfully looking away…to what? The leaf? They should be scared, because YOU damn smart, BOY! dang.

    Posted 25 Sep 2008 at 11:59 am
  2. Brad wrote:

    Looking at a bunny.

    Posted 25 Sep 2008 at 12:10 pm
  3. Teresa wrote:

    Gawd, you’re funny…funny AND an ERT volunteer. Top that with the modest side-ways glance to some imaginary bunny (which I will just assume is not an allusion to something less wholesome, which would spoil my image of you - as if) - who isn’t beating a path to the polling booth to vote for you?

    Posted 25 Sep 2008 at 2:13 pm
  4. chad wrote:

    Bunny? Is that whatyou’re calling me now? I thought picture was just for us.

    Posted 25 Sep 2008 at 7:06 pm
  5. Brad wrote:

    You know what’s funny about that? Every time you imply that we’re dating, you use an alias. And I think it’s because you have a secret alter ego that you actually allow to be who he is, which is in love with me.

    But dude, you know I love you. Just not in that way.

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 10:40 am
  6. Kyle wrote:

    Who the hell is Chad?

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 11:46 am
  7. Brad wrote:

    OK - TWO alter egos.

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 12:03 pm
  8. Joanna wrote:

    OK, where did Fernando go?

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 12:05 pm
  9. Fernando wrote:

    Right here baby. You never told me how cute your husband was. Is that picture from high school?

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 12:21 pm
  10. Joe Baumgartner wrote:

    Brad I think it is the “get the fuck outta here” stare that has Mr. W. wondering what he is up against. If your scared W, then say it…lol

    Posted 26 Sep 2008 at 4:35 pm

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