Because I’ve Been Slow
That’s right, I haven’t been writing here much lately. Seems that financial stress + holidays with kids + trying to pick up more writing gigs + trying to get into my editing position at Technorati + looking for more work + eating too much holiday shit = a lazy bastard.
I’m thinking I need to come home to the bone, so to speak, and will – but in the meantime, since I write regularly for New Times, I’m going to once again cop out by providing links to my two most recent columns. I’ll spare you the calendar postings I wrote for them, even if I did make South Pacific sound cool.
The Post-drinking Pre-made Meat Shootout
That should tide over those of you with no access to the actual paper. Which I think is all of you. Pretty much.
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Okay, for all of you too lazy to click on links, I have to tell you as his wife and the one who documented the Post-drinking Pre-made Meat Shootout, it is worth the read. I think I had the most fun watching the Meathead stumble about, laughing and drooling while laughing in the kitchen.
“Laughing and drooling while laughing?” Have you been in the narcotics again?
*realizes she wandered into a “domestic dispute”, a.k.a. foreplay, and decides to back out quietly to read the articles* Geez, get a room, you two!